| A montage of my journey so far. |
"Your first dog was called Fanny....?"
"Yes, but when she went missing
and Dad had to ask the neighbours if they had seen his Fanny, that was when we
had to move, our reputation was tarnished!"
"You recommended 50 Shades of Grey to your Boyfriend's Mums book
group....?"
"Yes, but I can explain, all I
knew was that it was a popular book and lots of people were reading it. The
trouble is now she thinks that's what I am into....whoops"
Recently, during several networking events, the most unusual thoughts seem into come to my mind, I have no idea why these end
up popping in conversation! But it has made me think that perhaps I should
explain and shed some light on some of the other bizarre experiences
in my life.
It was only when I had to submit an Autobiography for my GCSE coursework
and it had been marked by the teacher with "Entertaining
to the point of eccentric!"
One of my earliest memories was when our house was flooded on New Years
Eve, which also happens to be my Mum's birthday! My brother was always the
"playful child" so as water began to come up through the floor he ran
upstairs... I thought maybe he was going to be helpful and get some towels...!?
But no, my brother came downstairs with his boats and started to play
ships on the rising water, it’s fair to say this didn't help anything...! It
was a very upsetting evening to say the least, we were living in a rural farm
house and the farmer had filled the dykes so the water had nowhere to run
away....apart from into our house...well that was just the begining...
We decided to book a family holiday so we had something to look forward
to after the disastrous festive season, we were all very excited..
We arrived at our destination and my brother and I had enthusiastically packed
our new backpacks full of toys that we couldn't live without for two weeks...this
is where our "nightmare family" reputation began...We were guided
through the hotel and being shown all of the facilities. The tall white
buildings were bigger than we had ever seen before...My brother looked up at
the tallest building and asked "if the top one would be ours...” Then
horror struck as he said it, he lost his balance and fell backwards into the
swimming pool, due to the sheer amount of toys he had packed in his backpack,
he fell immediately to the bottom...My dad shot off like Super Dad and dived in
after him, my Mum was crying "Its my boy..." I was thinking "How
can this be happening its not even lunch time.." Needless to say my
brother was fine...
After that great start my Mum wanted to continue with a peaceful,
relaxed holiday...But things just seemed to happen to us, it wasn't our
fault....Our aeroplane was sent to the Gulf War so we were sent to a transit
hotel, which made Fawlty Towers feel like the Ritz. People were everywhere, with
confusion and heated conversations; no one knew what was happening. I was very
young and was interested in the man who was filming, I knew from an early age
this was what I wanted to get into. But perhaps this was not the example I
should follow...he was filming the terrible conditions, this led to a terrible
argument with the owner and then he was taken away by the Police....
Perhaps another story not to mention at networking.....
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| Me and the car I helped to wire. |
My Dad was extremely passionate about cars and while other children were
playing with Barbies, my Dad would ask if I would mind helping him in the
garage. I, of course said this would be no problem, but I was still only very
small. He wanted me to do the wiring of the Westfield car, which involved him
holding my legs as he told me what colour wires to join together.....I knew from
moments like this that I enjoyed practical work. Often we could take the cars
and go away for weekends for Dad to race, we were the only family
"team" and the only ones where the "daughter and mother" were the pitcrew!
On one occasion we travelled from Kent to Wales for a race, so we decided
to make a "holiday" of it, as it was a long seven hour drive. We found a
campsite and with the car on the trailer it was difficult to manoeuvre onto the
allocated pitch. My Mum guided us in, but the steep hill location was
not ideal for us and the wheels began to spin, this was so powerful that the
grass actually set fire...It’s fair to say we won't be invited back there! We
left the car at the campsite and decided to go for a walk after such a long
journey...this is where I thought my first TV appearance would be on "999
Life Savers". We walked along the beach and found a beautiful pub with
live music and BBQ food and time seemed to fly by. I began to feel quite
pensive about how we were going to get home, as I looked out to find that the tide seemed to
have hidden the path we had used to get to the campsite. We had no choice but to
wade through the water, and to cut a long story short, we arrived back at the
campsite, to the burnt grass pitch, wet and covered in sand....
I guess it's been a rather varied childhood..
We had a big move from Kent to Lincolnshire, my Mum got to the Dartford
Tunnel during the move with the lawnmower on a trailer behind...she threw the
£1 in the basket, the barrier came up then down, she had forgotten the
lawnmower was there and the barrier crashed down on it...whoops....
Well, these are just a few of the stories I can re-tell at dinner parties- not networking events, I feel they have created and shaped the person I am
today. I always promised I would take my Mum out for scampi in a basket, in my own
pink Porsche, when I am a “grown up”. I wonder when that will be...

